Vampire bat is hungry for blood and tells his mates that he is going to shoot out for a snack. They warn him not to go because it is very close to dawn and it takes about 15 minutes to get to the cattle for a feed and he will fry before he can get back. No way suckers I'm the quickest bat that ever lived and he screams off. Just 5 minutes later he flutters back drenched in blood. His mates are astounded and agreed he was one fast bat and asked how he was able to get such a huge feed so quick. He said, you see that big red gum tree just to the left of the cave entrance.
Yeah, well I didn't.
Yeah, well I didn't.